One Cent in Manhattan: A meditation on pennies.
Walden: Hitchcock meets Emerson meets Thoreau meets WTF.
Words: Remember saving up for your first solo trip to a bookstore?
Rocking Chair: That time you signed up to go to war and won the girl on the same day.
Flag: Thunderstorms and Red, White, and Blue rainbows.
Crochet: Handmade secrets and jumping out of airplanes.
Bait: The horrors of graduating from bread to shrimp.
Equilateral: All sides and all angles are the same, except in matters of the heart.
Football: Making it to third base on the gridiron.
Princess: Purple Rain The Day the Music Died.
Bloom: Popping cherries in the orange grove..
Merry Go Round: Hell hath no fury like a redhead scorned.
Arbitrage: When shots lead to crabs.
Sale: Extreme garage sale-ing taken to the absurd extreme.
Flight: Belching through a trail of vodka, cilantro and ice-cold beer. And Vodka.
Choke: Post-menopausal strippers and earning your way onto the wall-of-fame.
Obtuse: OR completely clueless?
Ring: Shiny disco eight balls and all that glitters.
Dips: Saying, “I love you,” when all she wants to do is fuck.
Unborn: Because you can’t die if you’re never really alive, unless you’re dark energy.
Sleep: When rage yields revenge and it eats you up from the inside out.
Borges: Rip Van Winkle meets Einstein between time, space, and slumber.
Doritos: The most epic battle ever over a bag of nacho flavored chips.
Acute: Even in a three-way, there’s always an odd man out.
Juans: Military experiment goes horribly wrong at a luxury condo.
Fire: Tangling webs just to burn them down.
Blast: What if Sirhan Sirhan used a bomb and the candidate was not a Kennedy?
Briarpatch: Finally, meet your narrator and main character as the heavens collapse.